Thursday, January 6, 2011

Two Thousand and TEN!

I'm going to get a dressing gown for my wetsuit - Callam

I don't think this is a shoe - Jack M

I'm so executive it hurts - Jack M

My life won't be complete until there is a rape button in games - Callam

I fought bears on the Internet - Peter

I love you and sports - Jack D

Fuck dat I've got some chick in ma bed -Greta

I wish I put lips on that monster - Jack

I had lunch with a dead person - Jack

Why did I fuck this blue thing - Jack

What time is it? Quarter Past a million, fuck you - jack Callam Jake

What time is it? Dick, both - jack Callam Jake

You're not the same when you come out of that horse - jack

I ran back and promptly bought myself 300 dollars worth of flour. It was a mistake. - Tom

Do you think they feel accomplished when they destroy someone with their meat? - Jake

I made a big bird into a smaller bird - jack

I always forget that the bus drivers aren't as drunk as I am - Bricky

They've got a second stomach you know, they could fit a lot of seamen - Tom

Remember that Goanna called void? He ate a lot of eggs - Callam

My foot is in a thousand pieces, let's have a party - Callam

At this very moment.. I long for those flavors that have no meaning.. In chips - Callam

Jacks back and I hate him more than ever - Jake

You should pretend to drink and wait until she passes out.. - Booey

I didn't even realise I was a thing - Silas

Hitler was a good guy, he just had a dream, like Martin Luther king, except he wasn't a nigger - Peter

I am the master of canine pleasure - Callam

Black people are things white people have - jack

Replace your anger with fish - Peter

I am a talking wall - Peter

But sadly, they were happy! - Peter

This rules, am I alive - jack

I was so close to having lots of frogs on my face - Callam

I want to wake up a new person - Dan

I had a sex dream last night, ben was choking me - jack

The moral of the story, don't be a child - Booey

We went to a jazz club, sat down and thought, where am I, then who am I, then we left - Marcus.

I think I have a hobo fetish - Cassie

Ere You Get with Loz vunholyTopsy - Renee

They are like long cylinders that live - Ash

You do smell like urine! - Jake

Let's all shoot ourselves in front of Jake - jack

She is both A. Pregnant and B. Homeless, what a powerful combination. - jack.

Why are they saying fish? Because that's what they do - Georgie.

Fuck, this is what happened in the penguin suit - Natalie

Why am I doing this? I don't want to shit on you - Callam

I'm crying for what we're doing to this dog - Jake.

I fed my dog my other dead dog - ben

You guys all have weird hair, why is that - Indian guy

Who is a fan of lemon hand? - Callam

Date rape would be pretty easy I reckon because they would be all groggy and stuff - mark

Peter was born in the blue groove and he'll die in the blue groove - Callam

The only good thing about MS was the MS read-a-thon - Bricky

I go to the pub and pick up married men - Jack